Are you too poor? Then Earn a Free Drum!

So how can you get yourself a brand new custom SlapHappy drum of your very own for free?
well it's not exactly simple but.....

Every drum you buy or help me sell you earn 10% of the cost of the drum in a SlapHappy Piggy Bank
if you buy $100.00 pinner you've got ten bucks you can use off the price of a new drum or you can let it build up to pay for a free drum (Piggy Bank funds cannot be used to pay for shipping)

So how can this really work?
Well if you've got friends who like to play drums - spread the word, send them to my website, show them your drum, use hypnosis, whatever just so long as they say you referred them you get 10% of their drum price in your piggy bank. Even if you just send me their email and they end up buying a drum it all pays off for you.

All I want to do is make and sell drums at the lowest possible cost. So if your wanting to build on your collection or helping to hook up a friend with a new drum you can earn towards a new drum the whole time. Who knows you may be a hot shot drum salesman and not even know it. You may have four friends who want to buy drums but don't know where to go, or are lacking motivation. Help me Help you . Lets get more drums out there in this world, and remember- if it's not Slap Happy we probably didn't make it.